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Ice Warriors Chat: NO BAD LANGUAGE? EVER??? WTF!

jangopengo — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 22:11:31 +0000

Alright, this is gay. New Ice Warriors rule: No swearing. AT ALL. Why? Because we have “children” on. Oh yeah, well **** that! I’m not gonna change the way I talk for little children! Who cares, they swear anyways! Besides, most of the words are BLOCKED! Ever think about that? My solution; STRIKE/RIOT! And this is all ACP’s fault for saying we “openly swear” all the time. WHO THE **** CARES? WE HAVE FREEDOM OF SPEECH!!! It’s just the ACP noobs that think “OHHH SWEARING IS SO BAD!!!” Is there ANYTHING that in the Bible that says “Don’t cuss?” Go check, there isn’t. Get a clue, you little noobs! Anyways, back to the strike/riot. If you’d like to join, PC me. -Jango

Bragging Rights

jangopengo — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 20:34:08 +0000

Key matches.

In what seemed like an epic match between Cena and Orton for the WWE championship, Cena turned out to be the victor. Meanwhile, team Smackdown beat team Raw; Big Show turned on Kofi Kingston, and chokeslammed him off the turnbuckle, and walked away. Then, Chris Jericho came to his senses and pinned Kingston. And another important match; Fatal 4 Way for World Heavyweight Championship. It was INDEED fatal. It was completely brutal. It turned out to be an all-out war between the four of them, but CM Punk, being retarded, decided to leave the action to everyone ELSE, and wait for someone to almost get pinned; then he jumped in, knocked the person on top off, and tried to get the win. It didn’t work out well; he ended up getting throw out of the ring by Batista, who was certainly on a rampage, sick of his pins being interrupted by both Mysterio and Punk. Once he was done throwing them out, he turned around, only to be Tombstoned by the Undertaker. Of course; the Taker won. Batista turned out into an all-out frenzy on Mysterio, punching and kicking him, throwing him into the barrier, and stomping on him, before leaving.

Risk first raid.

jangopengo — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 19:12:17 +0000

Today we had our first official raid, on a chat that had OVER THREE HUNDRED PEOPLE! It was good at first, and I was directing us all, but 5 people just logged out without saying anything… I expect bet effort next time people. Do you want to be known or what?

®isk, the upcoming riot.

jangopengo — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 16:59:30 +0000

Hello, Jangopengo here. Flare and I got bored, and decided to make a xat raid group called “risk.” We go on random popular chats, and spam them like crazy. ( a lot of fun, right? ) We’re deciding if we should do more, so, if you want to join, please PC me on xat, and if you have suggestions, please PC them to me as well.

The xat raids.

jangopengo — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 19:16:17 +0000

Alright, today, me and 4-5 people decided to raid chats such as flirt, emo, and pokemon. xD it was great; here are the pictures.

Flirt

Emo

Pokemon

All censored for your protection. (he he he)

IS ICEY A GAY STALKER?

jangopengo — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 16:56:45 +0000

The newest question: IS ICEYFEET1234 ACTUALLY GAY?

Hello, this is Jangopengo. Many people are wondering whether Iceyfeet is gay stalker. The answer remains unknown. So, to help decide, we’ve taken some pictures. Check them out and tell us what you think.

NOTE: Icey isn’t actually gay. This is just for fun.

Hello world!

jangopengo — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 16:40:23 +0000

Hello, I’m Jangopengo. And from suggestions from my friends, I’ve decided to make my own site about random reports. In case you haven’t heard one, here you go.
THIS JUST IN: On Thursday, 10/22/09, a local teacher was repeatedly singing The Barbie Song, as well as listening to such things as Chex Mix commercials and Jimmy John’s Commercials. The hell with it, he was even listening to BACK STREET BOYS!! :O ( AHHHHH THE HORROR!!!!!!!! )

What caused this? The media is still trying to find out.

“Why would someone do something this sickening? This is a total outrage!” Says Jangopengo Media member Chuck Norris. “Fat people dancing and singing to the Barbie song. WHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME TO?!?!?!?”

Truly, this outrage has scarred many innocent children. This teacher has been fined with a $20,000 fine for gayness.